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In a bizzare move, DeviantArt CEO and founder, Angelo Sotira, today fired himself.

DeviantArt, founded in 2000 by Sotira, has been a popular go-to for attention-whore artists looking to exhibit their often lacklustre crayon scribbles of Sonic the Hedgehog and Naruto x Sasuke love pairings in an online format.

When reached for comment, Sotira appeared confused, labouring under the false conception we were the frozen yoghurt  delivery men. When asked about his letting himself go, he replied, "What I do with my froghurt is my own affair!" We did, eventually, manage to steer the conversation away from frozen yoghurt and onto his company, asking how he felt about its future, now that he'd fired himself. "Oh! Yes! A lot better, now, thank you!" Words of wisdom from a great man.

Coworkers of Sotira explained to us he hadn't been feeling well, lately, and had taken to plastering his computer monitor with papier mache made from pink slips, crazy glue and dog hair. "At first, we thought it was just another art project", an annonymous source said. "He does strange things. That's just how he is. He calls them his artistic projects. He's always on about artistic integrity. But it's never been as bad as this. It's a worry. What are we supposed to do? This company needs its CEO!"

What future DeviantArt has is unknown, and while it remains popular, even loved, these events cast doubt on it continuing prosperity.

At least we'll always have froghurt.



Deviousness Award

Deviousness Award
August is always a month filled with celebrations at deviantART, so to start things off we have a super awesome deviant to bestow with our illustrious Deviousness Award. `OpalMist is not only one of our most outstanding former volunteers -- he's an inspirational deviant who always goes out of his way to help others in our community.

Ryan's kind attitude and community spirit have earned him a much loved place within the hearts of many. His gallery is filled with deviations that are testament to his passion for deviantART as well as his desire to bring a smile to others. True to his `OpalMist name, Ryan is a real gem. So, join us in celebrating as we award Deviousness for August 2010 to `OpalMist! Congratulations Ryan!
-awarded August 2010


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