Our Programmer, who art above the maximum building height, Notch be thy name, thy cobblestone fortress come, thy code be executed on our computers as it is on yours. Give us today our daily bread made of three bushels of wheat in a horizontal line, and forgive us our griefing, as we forgive those who grief against us.
Lead us not into fatally deep mineshafts, and deliver us from creepers, for thine is the coding and the l33tness, for ever and ever.
verily i say unto you, great is the man who has diamonds, for he is virtuous and hard working. however, do not be fooled by him that gained those diamonds by ill deeds and griefing. he will be shifty and after your diamonds and indeed, all of your precious ores. take the lives of such foul creatures with sword, bow and axe, for they will not hesitate to take yours.
Amen...
amen