Toast to CookiesCookies are your friendWhen to stomachs they wendI give my salute to the cookieTo cookies, I toastDelicious for mostMay blessed with cookies all be
Bone SoulI read of his painThe cancer of the bone-soulSeasons all, they weep
ProfanityTo live without profanity is to die from dull insanity.
Splashity FrogFalling down the drain pipeItty bitty frogFlowity hoppity splashity plopDrain grateHippity hop
The Great Wall of FailA wall of great failCame crashing like hailA highlighted screen of suckThe whole chat was pastedAnd no time was wasted'fore everyone screamed "What the fuck?"