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This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached well over 50,000 quotes!
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
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Above each quote you can find a link to the quote. This will show you who submitted the quote and give you the opportunity to
it if you enjoyed it, a newer feature to dAmnit!. It also makes it easier to share quotes with friends.The Quotes
Sidnoea quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<wdwgr8> Why can't there be something that locates where audio comes from
<Sidnoea> There is!
<Sidnoea> It's called your ears. You should have two of them.
anguspie quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
01:28:43 * thestarsprism just noticed that his article is pretty fucking long
01:28:44 ** lord-zeta has left [connection closed]
01:28:51 <thestarsprism> Like, not just kind of long
01:30:17 <kodikat> thats
01:30:18 <kodikat> what
01:30:20 <kodikat> she
01:30:21 <kodikat> said
01:30:28 <kodikat> *shrugs*
01:30:33 <thestarsprism> kodikat: Like, it's massive
01:30:39 <thestarsprism> It's fucking huge
01:30:55 <thestarsprism> I don't know if it can even fit
01:31:14 <thestarsprism> I just wish it wasn't so hard
01:31:23 <thestarsprism> The article >.>
01:31:31 <ConundrumKaiser>
01:31:48 <thestarsprism> kodikat: Trust me though, everyone is going to love it
01:31:55 <thestarsprism> They'll be all over it
01:32:06 * thestarsprism is out of double entendres
01:33:33 <kodikat> *is making food like a pro
01:33:39 <kodikat> *while taking care of dogs*
01:33:44 <kodikat> *flexes*
01:36:35 <thestarsprism> No one else has any double entendres?
01:36:37 <thestarsprism> Really?
01:37:28 <ConundrumKaiser> wha
01:37:54 <thestarsprism> Someone say something about my upcoming article.
01:37:54 <thestarsprism> Sexual
01:42:09 <ConundrumKaiser> K
01:42:41 <ConundrumKaiser> I want your article inside me.
01:42:49 <thestarsprism> Um
01:42:55 <thestarsprism> You mean in your brain?
01:42:57 <ConundrumKaiser> No
01:43:01 <ConundrumKaiser>
01:43:03 <thestarsprism> In your vagina?
01:43:06 <ConundrumKaiser> Yes.
01:43:08 <thestarsprism> Um
01:43:14 <thestarsprism> That's not really a double entendre
01:43:22 <ConundrumKaiser> Oh.
Wizard-Kgalm quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
05:09:05 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Kid-Umby:
05:09:14 AM <Kid-Umby> Bahahaha.
05:11:01 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Only champion sandwiches can mustard the strength to thrust.
05:11:53 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> THat mayo may not be turkey.
05:12:11 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Rye don't we find out?
05:13:05 AM <Wizard-Kgalm> Lettuce ask the sandwich.
DaynaEMCraig quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Lyesmith> whitesidevampire: Have you found that when you're menstruating, you have to poop but can't? Like, period-induced blockage. >:C
<yashachan> Lyesmith: I read "masturbating", not "menstruating."
<whitesidevampire> Lyesmith: Oh, bowels being all weird due to your period is totally normal.
<Lyesmith> yashachan: Oh, no. Masturbation works as a cup of coffee for me.
<whitesidevampire> What.
<whitesidevampire> You poop when you masturb-
<whitesidevampire> Julia what even
<whitesidevampire> Oh my God.
<Lyesmith> whitesidevampire: NO.
<Lyesmith> >:C
<Lyesmith> It's yashachan, she can't read.
<Astralseed> wait.. pooping as masturbation?
<KristenSpork> I have the opposite, Lyesmith.
<whitesidevampire> ...
<KristenSpork> ...
<KristenSpork> Umm.
<whitesidevampire> You get constipated when you masturbate, KristenSpork?
<KristenSpork> No.
<TheSprunk> whitesidevampire: No masturbating wakes her up.
<Lyesmith> Do you even masturbate.
<KristenSpork> One of the previous statements.
<KristenSpork>
<whitesidevampire> This is the best conversation I have ever had.
OpalMist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
04:53:32 AM <AkalaOubli> Fire-Kitty-666: I basically get to work on airplanse all day.
04:53:53 AM <AkalaOubli> Fire-Kitty-666: And laugh because Tyler fries himself on the capaciters regularly... )
04:54:03 AM <Fire-Kitty-666> AkalaOubli: I don't work anywhere near airplanes. LOL I just work on the systems that fuel them, and even then, I don't do much work on those because apparently they don't break much.
04:54:17 AM <AkalaOubli> Fire-Kitty-666: I would hope they don't break much XD
04:54:23 AM <Fire-Kitty-666> AkalaOubli: I know right?
04:54:29 AM <AkalaOubli> Fire-Kitty-666: Oh btw, jacking fluid... if you get it in your mouth, makes your mouth go numb...
04:54:39 AM <Fire-Kitty-666> AkalaOubli: ...Good to know?
04:54:39 AM <OpalMist> ja-what?
04:54:45 AM <OpalMist>
04:54:54 AM <Fire-Kitty-666> OpalMist: Jacking fluid. You know, stuff you use when you're jacking...
04:55:11 AM <AkalaOubli> Fire-Kitty-666: XD I had it happen. I was working on the jacks for the 747 and the sealent broke and sprayed in my mouth. )
NorseViolinist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<NorseViolinist>Zach: I need to find an axe because the tiolet is clogged
me: why do you need an axe for the toilet?
Zach: do you really wanna know?
me: no, not really...
Zach: well there you go
<NorseViolinist>I have a very strange boyfriend...and possibly talented....
KarakuriSix quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<KarakuriSix>: We should sing the Macarena.
asdfgfdfhkn Macarena
arbgdongbdlssdkg Macarena
sgfbhsrbfks Macarena
EHHH MACARENA
BBallGirl2009 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<BBallGirl2009>KreepoKreeper: XD Ive never seen so much fail in my life
<BBallGirl2009>KreepoKreeper: lol, scratch that. the most fail I ever saw in my life is when my brother ran into the side of my house, running from my toy poddle and put a hole in it
catluvr2 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
20:18:59 ** HAL2008 has joined
20:19:17 <catluvr2> HAL2008: Ah good. Can you lock a necroed thread for me?
20:19:31 <catluvr2> HAL2008: [link]
20:19:38 <HAL2008> catluvr2: What do I look like, some kind of forum slave?
20:19:39 <HAL2008> Oh wait..
20:19:46 <catluvr2> HAL2008: YES.
Thoughts from a few months ago
We are all now faced with what history will perhaps remember as the greatest struggle of our time. Not only have we faced political turmoils, the shadow of war, climate change and economic hardships, circumstance has now seen fit to issue us a new challenge, that of pandemic. In the actions we take today, we speak to our children, to our future leaders and to the keepers of the collective, accumulated wisdom of human kind. We will tell them how we faltered and of the mistakes we made. That we behaved as our lesser selves. That we succumbed to fear, selfishness and despair. We followed those who, through ignorance, greed, or desperation would lead us to false hope and ruin. But we will also tell them this: That, in the end, we did not surrender. That we, as a species, rose to the challenges of fate and bent it to our will in the name of survival and prevailed. Such a victory never comes without cost and we will always remember those lost who remain close to our hearts, nor those
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Dear DeviantArt. As disturbed and violated as I feel about about interest tracking, it's also kind of hilarious and sad when it gets it wrong. For example, as much as I can appreciate the occasional feminine aesthetic in art, as a gay man, there's very little about the overwhelming avalanche of vulva that I find especially appealing. You know what, though...I can deal. If other people have to put up with guys' bits flapping around, I can put up with this. I can avoid the page easily enough, at any rate. This isn't a suggestion to refine the algorithm so much as me taking the opportunity to tell a funny story. I had a conversation about dAmn/The real Chat yesterday with @missblissx. I feel as though I was a very poor advocate for it and that I probably got a lot of things completely arse-backward about the whole thing and explained my thoughts quite poorly. I've been frustratedly ticcing "POST!" whenever I think about it, so, you know...watch this space.
Notes+
Poked my head into the new realtime notes feature. Dishonour on your cow.
Doctor school
"Doctor, this man's heart isn't working. What do we do?"
"Inject him with explosives!"
"Doctor, this man can't breathe properly. What do we do?"
"Give him the explosion gas!"
"Doctor, this man has cancer. What do we do?"
"Thermonuclear explosives!"
Medicine is weird.
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