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The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached well over 50,000 quotes!
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note deshrubber or OpalMist with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition. Please make sure that the quote has already been submitted and approved to dAmnIt! and that you give the quote number in your note.
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The Link
Above each quote you can find a link to the quote. This will show you who submitted the quote and give you the opportunity to
it if you enjoyed it, a newer feature to dAmnit!. It also makes it easier to share quotes with friends.The Quotes
RockstarMiddy quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<RockstarAngelHottie> ....I named my Ipod Titanic...
<Keeks23> Why?
<RockstarAngelHottie> I forgot....
<Keeks23> ....Is it syncing?
<RockstarAngelHottie> Yeah- Oooh..
<Keeks23> Wow! XD
** RockstarAngelHottie is watching Titanic sync.
NickShutter quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
* Draconic-Myopiais away: Fucking dishes.
<Ecks-Acksis> Why would you do that to a dish?
<Ecks-Acksis> And you said there was more than one?
<Ecks-Acksis> Dish orgy.
OpalMist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
08:56:56 PM <FlowingAway> OpalMist: I should totally go to bed
09:09:53 PM <DaemonicFae> FlowingAway: You're still up?
09:11:00 PM <FlowingAway> DaemonicFae: no, I'm a figment of your imagination
09:12:58 PM <DaemonicFae> FlowingAway: If you were a figment of my imagination I'd be getting laid now.
TheEELeater quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
07:20:04 <Erdile> I'm back in North America, and I'm tireeeeeeed. Wish I could relax on the plane, but we just happened to get the flight attendent whom hated her job the most to serve us
07:20:23 <Erdile> She literally smacked me in the face with the nuts I asked her politely for
07:20:37 <Erdile> ...And that sounded incredibly wrong
07:20:53 <Erdile> OhgodwhathaveIsaid
The rest of this quote has been omitted for aesthetic reasons. -OpalMist
Topicality quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Kainless>which came first the chicken...or the egg?
<Topicality>Your mother
<Topicality>came first
<Topicality>in bed :>
<Kainless>OH SNAP
Bluecatdemoness quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
07:05:38 PM <whoatherechief> this wifi is weird.
07:06:14 PM <laserbeast> if by weird you mean broken
07:06:26 PM <whoatherechief> yeah
OpalMist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<alicesleepwalks> Ben-Turner: like the time i was in a pub with two friends, one gay and one black....the barman was german
<OpalMist> alicesleepwalks: What colour was the gay one?
<Ben-Turner> All of the colours
<OpalMist> Ben-Turner:
Topicality quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<kizgoth> Topicality: I didn't feel so great earlier on, but I feel much better now I've had a go on Womb Raider.
<kizgoth> Err...
<kizgoth> Tomb Raider
<Topicality> kizgoth: LOL Stealing babies? eh?
<kizgoth> Topicality: I am indeed!
<kizgoth> I WILL STEAL YOUR BEBEZ
nuckchorris0 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
05:37:44 AM <Racingstar13>
05:38:08 AM <easywhisper> Is that a, uh.
05:38:13 AM <easywhisper> A mouth within a mouth?
05:38:33 AM <DaPineapple> Mouthception?
05:38:37 AM <DaPineapple> WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.
05:38:45 AM <nuckchorris0> DaPineapple:
A bad porn film?05:38:51 AM <DaPineapple> nuckchorris0: indeed
mastersporeo quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
06:23:58 PM <Astralseed> ugh, I can smell tacos with my eyes WTF
06:24:10 PM <laserbeast> That is the best sentence I ever read.
OpalMist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<cuppas> any boobies within a 3' radius is bound to feel the full fury of both my hands.
<cuppas> i am the vitruvian man of boob grabbing.
Thoughts from a few months ago
We are all now faced with what history will perhaps remember as the greatest struggle of our time. Not only have we faced political turmoils, the shadow of war, climate change and economic hardships, circumstance has now seen fit to issue us a new challenge, that of pandemic. In the actions we take today, we speak to our children, to our future leaders and to the keepers of the collective, accumulated wisdom of human kind. We will tell them how we faltered and of the mistakes we made. That we behaved as our lesser selves. That we succumbed to fear, selfishness and despair. We followed those who, through ignorance, greed, or desperation would lead us to false hope and ruin. But we will also tell them this: That, in the end, we did not surrender. That we, as a species, rose to the challenges of fate and bent it to our will in the name of survival and prevailed. Such a victory never comes without cost and we will always remember those lost who remain close to our hearts, nor those
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Dear DeviantArt. As disturbed and violated as I feel about about interest tracking, it's also kind of hilarious and sad when it gets it wrong. For example, as much as I can appreciate the occasional feminine aesthetic in art, as a gay man, there's very little about the overwhelming avalanche of vulva that I find especially appealing. You know what, though...I can deal. If other people have to put up with guys' bits flapping around, I can put up with this. I can avoid the page easily enough, at any rate. This isn't a suggestion to refine the algorithm so much as me taking the opportunity to tell a funny story. I had a conversation about dAmn/The real Chat yesterday with @missblissx. I feel as though I was a very poor advocate for it and that I probably got a lot of things completely arse-backward about the whole thing and explained my thoughts quite poorly. I've been frustratedly ticcing "POST!" whenever I think about it, so, you know...watch this space.
Notes+
Poked my head into the new realtime notes feature. Dishonour on your cow.
Doctor school
"Doctor, this man's heart isn't working. What do we do?"
"Inject him with explosives!"
"Doctor, this man can't breathe properly. What do we do?"
"Give him the explosion gas!"
"Doctor, this man has cancer. What do we do?"
"Thermonuclear explosives!"
Medicine is weird.
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Sweet, featured! Wish I knew a year ago. :/